I don’t want to Northsplain to you, Anna, but you have to rent a snowmobile. 

Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

The hat thing seemed significant but I thought it could’ve been in a more general “Here is Morality, you must choose” sorta way. How The Man In Black greeted Lawrence and then Lawrence showing up in Young William’s timeline was what did it for me.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

Don’t despair Falcons fans. When the football gods close a door, they open a multimillion dollar anus-window.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

The Chinese are killing us in the CFP rankings.

It’s pronounced “Gi-na.”

I’m very ok with a dick like Priefer getting a fat L on his HC tally.

You want a reason to not sign him for big money? Garbage time stats look nice but actually watching him in the last couple of minutes in each half is insane. He either panics or takes things as casual as a doped up Jay Cutler. He is QB Andy Reid

Reports are that Wilson was red-faced, yet stoic and just floated off into oblivion.

Not quite, because there is both correlation and causation here, with wins and rushing attempts. Just not in the order Pagano believes.

You’d think they’d have found cause for both Pagano and Grigson after last season.

Incognito, Rex Ryan, and Buffalo seem PERFECTLY fit for each other.

Stupid hat? Check.

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.