Again, I never took that to be a metaphor. I just think he’s going to pave over the wetlands.

It certainly makes more sense than if he was fired by a different school

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

You’re missing about two hours of your first year of law school, apparently.

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

“Eric Dickerson to resume attending LA Rams games” That really sounds like a creative punishment dreamed up by a senile judge who’s about to get impeached.

Thankfully I’ve pickled my liver with such gusto that I suspect I’ll be gone in about ten.

Not calling his family... AARON.

Wouldn’t a butt division be more accurately referred to as a crack?

Yeah how about #teamfindsomeonenewthatyoudidntmeetinyourteens

Jess (post evolution out of his teenage jerk phase) is perfect and the best and I would want to date him.

Keenan Allen is really, really good (just unhealthy), and Tavon Austin is fucking terrible, and has always been terrible.

I’d also like to know why someone hasn’t poisoned Taylor by now.

ASP REALLY NEEDS A NETWORK TO REIGN HER IN. SHE GREATLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY ‘NO AMY, YOU CANT DO A 30 MINUTE MUSICAL IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SERIES’

Please.

I was always unapologetically #TeamLogan when it came to the original series, but now I’m just like ugh no Logan stop being a terrible person.

“Pros and Cons” is what all publicly financed stadiums should be called.

Dem dunks tho

This is great, but did Blake bortle?

The winds of change are blowing in Terre Haute, but Kelly will probably weather the storm yet again.