Tell me more about the coffee maker, I’m intrigued.

It should be a competitive first quarter.

WE HAVE CROSSED THE RUBICON PEOPLE! Hold me, I’m scared.

And equally unrealistic hair.

I hope everybody truthering Randolph’s effort after the block gets hit by a fucking asteroid.

Both shockingly orange. Let the spice flow.

“While we’re out here throwing “direct shade,” I think I’ll enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot ice cream, followed by a refreshing bone-dry shower and call up the president-elect for a bit of moral guidance.”

Marty Schottenheimer for President.

One can only hope, because if this is their hate mail, imagine their love letters.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Glad to see Dick Cheese weigh in on this.

I’ve said this a few times in the comments here, but I heard him say, on the radio a couple weeks ago, that the reason there’s so much racism and sexism today is because women and minorities complain too much. 😡😠

“Two NBA-level starters? What’s that even like?” — Nets fan (hypothetical)

This is no second guessing. My wife would tell you I said this at the time.

I thought this was a politics site?

Fits right in with the voter suppression we’ve experienced lately....

Always a classic

Sessions is, naturally, anti-abortion and opposed to marriage equality because of his deeply-held family values.

america, fuck no :( comin around to ruin the motherfuckin day