My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

“I wonder whether the Buccaneers put pressure on Evans to apologize...”

Sitting during the national anthem requires no apology to the military or veterans.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

We’ve accidentally lost more than you can imagine. We’re an “As Seen on TV” franchise; works great a lot of the time, but ends up putting broken glass in your lemonade when you least expect it.

Smart was rather satisfied with himself that he escaped getting owned

You should look at the photo at the top of the page.

This is a thing. Why is this a thing?

I have no idea if Collinsworth actually said this - but it’s a Twitter fight, and if you have any poo, fling it.

I have to disagree: His performance hasn’t been enhanced in any way, shape or form this season.

I really don’t think you want to see the proof.

W. had 2 terms. He was successful in that regard. 2 terms for Trump means twice as long to fuck things up twice as bad. He will no doubt enact policies that will provide instant gratification but will be devastating in the long term.

“Bortles 14-of-16 Rich. Good start for him. He has thrown a pick-six, though.”

Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages.

I don’t know why, but knowing how terrible and unprepared they are makes me feel better. I guess it shouldn’t, but it shows that, at the very least, this guy had no plans to do any of the terrible stuff he talked about on the campaign trail. Although, I guess his impulsivity means anything is possible.

Soon we will all be Jaguars and Bortles our president.

I was so tempted.

That’s because we’ll be living, not reading, the Winds of Winter...

Really failed opportunity for pan-Deadspin memetic synergy with the “had literally no pages” thing.

Steve Francis was the Sartre of his time