This whole fucking country is turning into that “YOU, ALL RIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!” drug PSA.

This is so much like his pouty “I denounce them, okaaaay?” belated rejection of the KKK. To which the KKK winked and said, “Suuure, Donald. We got you.” I expect this will be equally effective.

I saw that. One can only hope they name Ted DiBiase Secretary of the Treasury.

And Tiffany Trump remains forgotten by her father once again.

“What’s wrong with being racy?”

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

So is his formal title White Chief White House Strategist, or Chief White White House Strategist?

At least this improbable and historic Pitt win won’t kill the conference.

BREAKING: Art Briles added to Trump Transition team.

“That’s not a crime, that’s TEAMWORK!!”

These people are terrible human beings.

Sometimes little things in life bring unexplained albeit proportionally tiny bits of joy. Like knowing (a college acquaintance works for the Sixers front office) just how much Bryan Colangelo hates it when Joel Embied proudly refers to himself, and further is now introduced in-stadium(!)  as ‘The Process.’

That’s the 2nd best chasedown I’ve seen from Embiid.

Let me get this straight: you think that it’s “baloney” to call out a tweet that incredulously cites Ellison’s skin color and religion as evidence of his unsuitability to lead the DNC racist?

All of a sudden, I feel ok again. Sort of.

I wish I were a bear. If I were a bear, I wouldn’t have to listen to politics, or feel guilt, or poop indoors. I could be free to live my life and no one would look at me like I was crazy for tearing a backpacker’s throat out.

That was a turnover too.

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.