Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

I live in among the bluest of blue states. If I wanted to cast a protest vote and go with the party of my registration, I would, but the party of my registration ran Jill Stein. Instead, I voted for the only qualified candidate, Hillary Clinton. My first vote for a major party candidate (Nader in 08, pre-batshit crazy…

I don’t know what he’s hiding, but I have a good idea where he’s hiding it.

Troops the flag my grandfather patriot disrespectful entitled this country United States football freedom black lives matter kneeling voting

That’s a great headline, Samer.

Thirteen

But he would follow along with dog whistle politics.

You think that sounded coherent?

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

Tom Brady, a fancy dog, would never endorse a man who disparages dogs so frequently.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

With endorsements like these, how can Trump claim the system is rigged?

Ha! No way is that letter from Belichick.

If this is what soccer does to people, soccer’s the worst.

Vincent Adultman definitely has the less ridiculous physique...

Clearly he was on his way to do a business.

Jeb: low tar, low nicotine, low energy.

really make america great again

It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m drinking all the drinks and my husband is taking me to get oysters when he gets out of work.