As a chrysanthemum I’d kindly ask you to check your goddam begonia privilege at the door.

40 years, tops.

I subscribe to the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. I am both highly concerned about the social justice issues of these very real yet undiscovered realities but at the same time don’t really care. I am also a bowl of petunias

So you’re saying Jeff Fisher really does live in a world where the Rams go 7-9 every year?

But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.

Players win, coaches lose, and then blame everyone else around them.

I’m going as Drew drunk on my couch, with a laptop neglecting my children.

I would, but my comment costume was grayed.

Kirk later claimed that the legs he’d so neatly cut out from under his own campaign during the debate had in fact been lost during his last tour in Afghanistan.

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

He’s not up to my behavior level.

Not comfortable around HamNo types?

उदास!

So his grasp of Hindi and English are about the same! 

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

This team won’t be good this year unless Buddy Hield is in fact the second coming of Jesus Christ,

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

Finally someone shows their work!

seems legit

First they came for the sheriffs.