“Chemtrails are real, I just wanted to drink a Pepsi without looking like an asshole.”

Missed opportunity. Could have been called a “life hack”.

As a professional matador and sometime sleepwalker, I’m pretty sure I taught James Harden everything he knows about playing defense.

Only difference between you and Brandon Knight is that you’re still alive.

Devastating Larry Bird shade IMO.

They really put their elbow in and finish up top. You can find videos of them online

TBH, HamNo, when I saw your byline on this one, I thought you were just going to tell me that bread is for the weak or something.

typical burrito truther. i hope your “wrap” makes you shit blood you alex jones looking motherfucker.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in vacuum. Please advise.

A burrito is just a sandwich that someone built a delicious wall around.

Way too complicated.

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

One Punch Man is, indeed, good. Pokes fun at the superhero genre, like anime Deadpool. It’s also just 12 episodes (with another 12 in the works), so it’s not like you’ll spend your whole life watching it.

The Iron Man anime, on the other hand, was awful. Trust me on that.

I’m surprised Adams likes One Punch Man. After all, he hated it’s prequel, One Kick Man.

Adults in youth football and a man-baby running for president. Good times America. Good times.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I’m willing to bet that Donald is a Fop man.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Is it me or does 2016 have a bad stench to it?

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”