Presidential second terms are vastly less productive than their first. Lame duck terms are bad.

responsible vote for your Congressional representative and senator, and Trump/Clinton isn’t even an issue.

You forgot one.

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

“THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT THIS POLITICIAN SAID THAT!!! IT’S LIKE HE’S ANTICIPATING WHAT I WANT TO HEAR AND THEN SAYING IT!!! I LIKE THIS GUY!!! PEOPLE WHO ARE POLICE OFFICERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER PEOPLE!!! IN VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS BETWEEN CIVILIANS AND POLICE OFFICERS, THE…

The most staggering lie of this campaign is that Ted Cruz got laid by someone other than his wife. It will never be topped

Also, it was 4th and 19.

Perhaps Trump can go to the Nasty Boys Home when this is all over.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

I love the first series “Albert and Drew are Hungry”
Now I want “Ashley Feinberg is Thirsty!”

I despise Trump with every fiber of my being. But if Trump was running against Coach K, I kill myself instead of voting.

That 80s hair sure does bring some memories...

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

Off topic. But Clinton saying that undocumented aliens pay more in taxes than Donald Trump is the best thing ever.

Not to say we should cut them, but it’s silly to talk about spending cuts if you don’t want to.

+1 Ass pennies in your pocket right now.

I hear that Trump and Kim Jong Il played a round once. They both got a hole in 1 on every hole and decided not to play golf anymore for the good of the people!

Hmmm

*Super Lanyard-dick voice* Hey get a load of this election... it’s like have we TRIED turning the election off and turning it back on, folks....?

Has someone tried uhh... cleaning the heads of the uh VCR but it’s this election because I think they are dirty