Yup. And the fact no one likes Congress, but we keep electing the same people. It’s not MY representatives that are the problem, it’s those other states that are gumming up the works!

Just cut the things I don’t use. Duh.

It is a publicly traded company.

Plus nobody I know got killed, just papier-mache

“Why are you sitting on it?” one man said.

Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

Somewhere on a street corner in Toronto, a hot dog cart vendor is shedding a solitary tear.

Not if you buy the Frozen Concentrated version. It’s lower in chemicals because its frozen, and concentrated.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

A gun is just a license to be paranoid.

I’ve been to mostly Jets games in regards to the NFL. I prefer the fans in front of me to stand while I sit. That way I don’t have to actually watch the Jets play.

Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.

All my excess live in Texas.

After seeing how it almost worked for Brady’s suspension, it’s no surprise Burfict would try to Suh.

Pretty pretty please

The NFL should really put their foot down on stuff like this.

If the NFL really wanted to do something about TV ratings, they’d stop airing Jets games.

If Clinton-Trump ever get to the point, someone just kill us all.

Isn’t that what Antonio Brown got fined for?

Goddamn, that fro is majestic.