He’d be more inclined to drop out if they told him it was “kind of like declaring electoral bankruptcy.” But remember, Pence said this hours after the Trump - Bush locker-room-talk tape was released yesterday:

Well, looks like what I’ve been saying for months now has finally come to fruition: Billy Bush will prove to be a pivotal player in this election.

I’ve never even contemplated grabbing a woman by the vagina, but this is a majora issue!

“When I asked to be put on ice, I was more expecting this.”

I call bullshit.

Standard Trump response to any question asked about what he’s going to do about X issue:

I’d NEVER work for Apple. NEVER. In fact, I’d rather jump off a building with a net surrounding it.

Holy Shit this dude is cold.

The hair bone is connected to the voice bone?

Just be bald. Shave your head, its fine. I don’t get the obsession. You probably have waaay worse flaws than bad hair anyway.

I’m pretty sure what really happened is Donald told Tyson “fuck yeah I slept with your wife, what are you gonna do about it?!?!” then clocked him and Tyson passed out cold on his couch.

But Donald was just too modest to boast about beating up Mike Tyson.

if you try hard and believe in yourself anything is possible

Ashley writing about sports

If they used smaller letters they could fit all of “PHILADELPHIA” on the jersey.

The Atlantic 10 is going to be a tough division this year with the Celtics and the Sixers joining. I think UMass can still win it though.

They employ students to swipe other students in, sure. They don’t employ students to don hairnets and braise 200 chicken thighs.

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

Also, the food workers really think the school should take out the bit about Professors having rights of Prima Nocta.

Whoever threw that is a towering dong.

Tank you very much for this update, Patrick.