+1 for anti Cards sentiments.

This is part of a scam this woman runs. She keeps the ducks there, luring the bears in and then catches the bears and will only release them for a ransom.

“What’s So Bad About Eating Some Cucks? The Ted Cruz Story”

-forthcoming, Fall 2016, Simon & Schuster

Ha, losers!

Clearly you’re a complete and total noob to how this all works. First you max out your Gaming attribute, then you start work on your Employable and Fit to be around People skills.

Yeah, sure, but this is the first generation ever to expect the world to have a bunch of different levels.

So how long until this episode gets Schilling’d?

Obligatory. Career-ending violation of Rule 1 for Clevenger.

The man won’t listen to reason. Every time a doctor tells him his playing days are behind him he buries his head in the sand.

yes.

That’s a dumb statement though. They have something to do with high fashion because they model the high fashion, duh. Clearly they’re not designers themselves but are we expecting models pass some sort of high fashion litmus test? That’s preposterous. They need to look a certain way and pose and walk around. This guy…

Mike Ditka is a fucking asshole and people worshiping him always perplexes me. Rich Kotite could’ve won with the 85 Bears.

ok but where’s the article about his incredible grip strength you filthy millennial?

Worst Bear Friday ever.

Yeah, that’s the problem with the NFL these days. . .the defenses have too much of an advantage and the teams just punt back and forth.

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

White Silicon Valley Tech Millionaire Unaware He Is Already Part Of The American Elite

Don’t worry, he’s just getting to character, as:

The Toxic Clevenger

I think she dissed the apprentice way back when and he’s so petty that he can’t let it go. And also, she’s not an Eastern European model or his daughter so she really has no business forcing him to acknowledge her existence.

Much like the current election, Trump should have pulled out.