Is that the one where they try to convince you that going to a store and buying underwear once a year is a HUGE inconvenience so, instead, you should just buy $20 a pair underwear from some company on the internet (knowing that you could probably just go on amazon or target or something and buy underwear online for…

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)

Congrats! You’re a bag that screams, “I don’t know why the hell my idiot friends thought I’d want this Draper James ‘gone shoppin’’ bag but I have to wear it out at least twice so they see me using it.”

And by the way, can someone put us in touch with the person who made that video of Obama kicking the door down, or the Pope pulling the tablecloth out from under all those dishes?

Surely we can trust that the party that refuses to release evidence that could exonerate them is telling the truth.

In his defense 6'8" dudes who can lift an Escalade are hard to spot.

What if you are lying here?

Lots of NFL fans are racists AND liars. Please remember to “like” our Facebook page, old people who still watch the 11 o’clock news.

In fairness, I am a fucking liar. It is known.

Leto Joker wore a grill in Suicide Squad.

If there was any justice in the world, Trump’s shamelessness in running for office would directly lead to criminal charges as a result of more thorough examination of his dealings.

Burke hoping to get a date with Jolie after his courtship of Meagan Fox ended... poorly.

Let’s remember some Bears!

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

Shit, next thing you know he’s going to start shooting at Ft. Sumter and building a blockade runner.

If he pleads the 5th we should probably just shoot him.

“Enemy combatant” is a complete chicken-shit way to escape having to provide the rights and protections of criminal justice or prisoner of war status to someone.

There you go with your liberal overstatements again. He doesn’t want to destroy America. He just wants to destroy all the parts he personally doesn’t like because what is America if you can’t have it your way. Or was that Burger King I am thinking of?

The constitution doesn’t apply to brown people. I don’t know how often real Americans need to explain this simple truth until libruls get it.

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…