When Europeans first settled the continent the big thought was to enslave the local population. Importing Africans only took off when the locals inconveniently died.

Yeah, it’s just one. The column could not possibly be more obviously not directed at high school football players, so invoking them as the true audience of the piece is patronizing in the extreme.

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

Your dick?

Even crazier - Jeter has 5 of them.

We don’t need maternity leave. The science is still out on whether replenishing the human race is a good idea. Why commit ourselves to new laws before all the facts are in?

I really think you’re all missing the magnitude of the symbolism of what went on during this game.

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

Point me to the spot where he describes it as “advanced”?

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

It’s like when someone says “allegedly” when they don’t mean allegedly at all, it’s actually exactly what they’re saying. They’re using language that protects them from potential backlash, by giving themselves a route to back-peddle or claim that what they said was misconstrued.

Nooooooooo! Day officially ruined.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Too little too late, eh Tony Banks?

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this is how Univision sees the Gawker family.

Calling her stupid is an understatement