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His dad had a big snout; not his fault. He's snarling cause I woke his bitch ass up.. Always sleeping in my damn spot

Why the long face?

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

12/10 such good dogs

Take a minor, irrelevant mistake and use it to defend racism: 2016 internet bigotry. Or something.

I think the answer to our problems is exactly what they were for Martin Luther King when he changed the world. Love, peace, education, tolerance of others, Jesus

No one hates division more than the guy who finished dinner with Rex and Rob Ryan

Seriously, I don’t remember anyone named Jesus on the Supreme Court when Loving v. Virginia (overturning ban on interracial marraiges at a time when God-fearing saps had it at about 20% approval) was handed down.

Dabo Swinney is clemsoning American history.

Because he’s not an ambiturner. Can’t turn left into coverage.

Unfortunately for Simone Biles the liquor laws in this country prohibit her from drinking their Russian tears.

It’s an easy mistake to make, as Rumsfeld has the distinction of serving as the nation’s youngest (under Ford), oldest (under Bush), and most deceased defense chief.

Gotta nuke somethin’.

Univision would delete that post...

Is this entire post an excuse to use “Judgment at Urineberg” in a headline?

sexually-suggestive gestures

That was fantastic.

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I bet Lochte was pissed.

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of