this is your only good kinja

The side-eye Moss gave Dilfer during his Kaepernick rant was the absolute highlight of the show.

Anyone pack anything stronger?

Mmmmm that’s some good Week 1 Kinja

Is the ESPN fantasy app still down for anyone else?

According to Chris Mortensen, 11 of 12 ESPN Fantasy apps still working properly

This post title makes me unreasonably angry so good work and have a great weekend.

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Swinging, swapping, pyramiding, Eiffel Towering, you name it—these boys have done it together.

That gif is horrifying, but I can’t look away. It’s gonna get real weird in a second when someone walks past my desk.

Well, so Siemian is Mark Sanchez, whose problem has always been turnovers.

And Siemian threw 2 picks (and could have easily had a couple more) in only 26 passes, with 1 TD to balance it out. Siemian did some nice things, but Sanchez also does some nice things, but always costs his team points with too many turnovers.

Ponder or Bradford... being a Vikings fan sucks.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

... But there’s a certain level of human violence I’m willing to accept from my sports. I don’t know how I define that line, but I know when I feel it’s been crossed

If Jourdan Lewis had been a more scrappy player, maybe he could have used his natural intelligence to find a way to gut it out

Don’t forget the shameless nepotism!

The Jamboroo is back! Even though I don’t watch football, this is still one of the highlights of my week.

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

My personal choice would be “Just a Friend” by Biz Markee because of the fact, based on my college karaoke experiences, it’s THE song where people pour their heart and soul into singing the chorus with unbridled passion.

Well this just makes me look stupid, thanks Samer