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I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

The drunks in the stands at NFL games are all murderers and degenerates.

It’s this kind of stuff that makes me worry about the quality of the stuff that the Ringer is gonna be producing. Kevin Clark is a smart guy, he knows exactly what the problem is and who’s fault it is. But if he wants to keep writing for his VC-backed content distribution platform or whatever-the-fuck they’re calling

The alternatives are basketball, baseball and hockey. You can do well at football with raw athletic ability more so than the other sports and football has much larger rosters.

The Browns still exist? BOOM ROASTED YESSIR STILL GOT IT

Raise the salary cap $50M and some idiot GM will manage to spend half of that and a second round pick on Sam Bradford.

In Burke’s defense, he didn’t appeal to Merriam-Webster. Barry just happened to note that Merriam-Webster allows Burke’s pronunciation, when I asked him to read this righteous blog post before publishing it on our internet web site.

Haikus are poems
Poem has two syllables
Poem has only one

Haha. Dipthong.

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

Impossible.

When I say “Where The Wild Things Are,” I say Wi-uld.

Game recognize game.

Steve Jobs lacked courage. Tim Cook does not.

Do you think your new Deadspin readers will finally catch on with this one?

He didn’t run him into the wall and pin him there.

He didn’t run him into the wall and pin him there.

Tweet it at them.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.