The last thing Venezuelan’s need? Inflated expectations.

You could trot out Harmon Killebrew, Kirby Puckett, and Rod Carew and their war crime of a pitching staff would still sink them.

A more cynical person would yell “Steroids!” or “PEDs!”, but not me. I’m choosing to lie back and just take in all of Dozier’s magnificent dongs.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

What fucked up textbook have you been using?!

I’ve recently noticed that a lot of my drunk friends act like sober bears.

But my childish insecurities are all I have! That and this binky.

He doesn't have the ball.

Messiah is my least fav, but God Emporer is worth it just to get to Miles Teg in Heretics and Chapterhouse. Maybe my favorite non-Gibson sci-fi character. Also, after waiting years, Hunters and Sandworms were surprisingly really very good. It’s also very weird how Brian found Frank’s notes after so many years. Good…

You’re not alone, friend.

There’s something about that book where the perception is like, respectable, yet dudely. “I don’t read all that Game of Dunes bullshit...I go for real literature about manly love in the apocalypse.” I’ve long suspected that many of them are lying about it being their favorite book, yet they feel it’s a safe,…

What is reading? Like the railroad on Monopoly?

This year? Dune, Hyperion, The Fall of Hyperion, The Water Knife, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Various PK Dick short stories. I am on a classic sci-fi tear.

It’s better on Wikipedia. At least for the moment...

Drew Magary is an expert on imponderability.

“You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.” Mushnick continued, “but those 300,000 or more…

Black on Black Crime? Check.

I was looking for corroborating evidence from a usual suspect (in more ways a suspect than one), but I was too distracted by this equally fire-wielding position:

You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.