I continue to be frustrated by the police who insist that a rape wasn’t real before even investigating it.

Get the fuck outta here with that false equivalency

Correction:

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

Sharper’s were from 2013/2014, a couple of years after he retired. Although are their unreported offences from his playing days...?

Those were post-career rapes. Had he done that rapin’ while in the league, it would have been a 2-game suspension - unless there was video.

You forgot the guy that beat his kid with a stick.

Now taking money from the military to put on a phony display of patriotism and help recruitment, that’s a tune we can all stand to! - Anonymous NFL Executive

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

God damnit Benedict Arnold worked HARD to set the standard for this shit and these assholes are just dragging his name through the mud.

Holy shit, how many of my uncles are NFL executives? I never knew!

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

. . . How the fuck did you get access to my OKCupid dating profile, Kelly?

Eric is me in any situation ever.

Talk about a pickup artist, amirite?

Nope. Fuck it, I’m going to lunch. Let me know when Drew posts the next WYTS.

This man is very, very cold, and in desperate need of a hot take. For only $0.40 a day, you can provide him with a hot take, so that he may warm himself.

CTE is real, folks.

My kid’s obsessed, so I don’t have to. He measures it himself.