Why not the NORTHERN BORDER and stop the flow of poutine into this country?

the best clap back

First off, Smoke didn’t kill anyone in the Mobil Coca-Cola Bass Pro Shops Jimmy John’s Chevy so get that right out of your head and stop blaspheming. It was a sprint car so it doesn't count.

I got off on the same “only on replay” technicality. And as I walked out of the courthouse a free man I yelled, “no take backs”, so legally, I’m in the clear.

Always replay truthers

“Amateurs.”

Yet another pastime ruined by instant replays.

My favorite part about Blue Lives Matter is how the guys that are constantly thanked for quietly and thanklessly doing their thankless jobs are suddenly the loudest martyrs the day we stopped thanking them and people feel the need to apologize for it

I got quoted in Deadspin for egging on a stupid internet fight. I’ve made it.

The book breached Tantaros’ contract, Fox alleges, particularly the cover, featuring her in a “submissive and sexualized position.”

Well, they’re probably not wrong, but that doesn’t mean that sexual harassment is okay.

To test this, I walked down my street...twice.

#hottakesmatter

Yes I too like Harbaugh prefer protests to be not so visible and protesty. That way they don’t upset the status quo or anything.

“Well I have followed [the Kaepernick story], and I think it’s personally not a good thing. I think it’s a terrible thing. And you know, maybe he should find a country that works better for him, let him try, it won’t happen.”

Meanwhile you clearly have all the intelligence.

This really isn’t all that bad, and by “all that bad,” we have to remember, the bar for Trump over the past few days was set at “Vote for me because Dwayne Wade’s cousin was killed.”

Donald Trump Campaign Slogans

When talking to his raving lunatic supporters:

Maybe we should be a country that works better.