+2. An easy joke but I appreciate the hustle.
The Chargers finally got Bosa...
“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”
if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”
I have family that go every year, and they usually are building some elaborate structure or RV or something. Can confirm dedicated hippies
That headline is okay, Dom, but I like your first draft headline better; “The Only Tool Roger Goodell Has Is Himself, Because He’s a Big Tool and Nobody Likes Him”
My experience with doing something similar is that a lot of times people don’t register that you just disagreed with them.
I’ve started just going “I TOTALLY agree” and then stating the opposite opinion. It’s hilarious. People are like “I don’t think you understood me...” and then you can be like “Oh my goodness, you’re so right” and restate your opposite opinion. People have no idea what to do.
1a) Because the Clinton campaign said it had to be over.
Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…
Correction: Blow, prescription meds and serial divorces.
I can’t believe that it took 3 times. This guy has to be the dumbest person to ever dumb.
We’ve all been there—reaching for the last crescent roll at your tall cousin’s engagement party, feeling blessed for the incoming sedative rush that the carb brick will deliver (plus, you’ve just inhaled a pile of crushed expired Xanax), when your uncle snatches the roll out from under your nose.
A certain in-law’s response to anyone questioning his presidential choice is interrupting them and chanting “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” loudly and at length.
Gotta go, my dog is on fire.
The Cardinals are 68-61 and 30-37 at home. There’s always the next game!
Rome, OK. But what did Columbine ever do to them?
I'm gonna need to see his birth certificate because he looks a decade older than Chris Weinke and Weinke is the oldest coach on the Rams' staff.