It was a tough loss okay?!

Definitely MechaGoatse.

Daunte Culpepper said that? Damn.

Remember when they were all shocked that there wasn’t a buttload of revenue from e-pull tabs?? Did they really think Barb down at the Schooner Tavern was going to set down her Busch Light long enough to learn how to use an Ipad just to get the opportunity to lose $20 to Zigi Wilf’s future playground? Speaking of, how…

Me - “Ha, Willie Beavers.”

Forever and for always:

I'm going to go out on a limb here. The Vikings win the Super Bowl. By Beating New England. In a blowout.-Prediction from someone who bet $25 that the Detroit Lions would win Super Bowl based on a dream he had.

I was texting with a Viking fan buddy during the drive that led to the Blair Hitch Project, and I was all excited for him.

Our new publicly funded stadium looks like a Jawan Sand Crawler. Our greatest quarterback in team history spoke in support of Trump at the RNC. Fuck Adrian Peterson with a switch. Fuck Brett Favre forever.

Well, a touchdown is 6 points and the extra point is 1. Probably it was that.

Yeah, no. That’s the reason.

Maybe it’s because it’s the Most Favored Son team here? I dunno. I agree, it makes zero sense.

They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles

You should get an adderrall prescription for that

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.

Look at it this way, last time players in that locker room hated each other they brought a shitload of guns in to settle it. This is an improvement!

So is Smash Mouth.

THOSE ARE DIGIMON!

I am disappointed in the lack of Smash Mouth.

I doubt it. He’s a Reds fan, so I’m sure he hates the Cards too.