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When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an

God the story behind Mark Davis and his haircuts...as rich as he is I would pay him money to stop him from picking that hairstyle. It is violently upsetting.

It’s obv a sportics splice. Duh

Hmmm

They were planning to show Donald’s haircut too, but there's no need to cut what doesn't grow.

She didn’t want to give Dave the satisfaction.

Fitzpatrick says he is still trying to understand why, in this particular equation, 1+1+1+1=n<1.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

If it doesn’t happen already, something cute and fuzzy should have to die any time the “only 10 mins of action in 3 hour time frame” hot take is vomited out of somebody’s face hole.

No way. He’s got someone to do that shit for him.

All of those benefits sound like negatives.

A hundred years ago an angry Austrian man didn’t get into art school and we got Hitler. Eighteen years ago an angry Austrian man got puked on. Dan, you’ve fucked us all.

Let’s brainstorm some possibilities:...

I’m not so sure that’s right.

I like that Ratatouille is on there. I always feel like it’s Pixar’s forgotten movie, but I love it!

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys! I can’t with the movie lists. I’ve been trying to watch my way through the movies I haven’t seen on the AFI 100 list for, like, 7 years. Incidentally, the best I’ve seen in that time is a tie between Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and The Apartment. Worst is Midnight Cowboy. If you like M

Putting aside everything else, what a truly weird pick for film of the century. I liked that movie but have you come across anyone ever who names it as their favourite movie of the last 16 years?

The only riding sport worth following is camel polo. And not that lame ass dromedary bullshit. I’m talking full bactrian. Here you can see my favorite team, the Ulaangom Fightin’ Buuz Eaters, take on the world champion Ulaanbaatar Construction Workers.