I desperately want to see the slack transcripts from when Magary saw this post.

The robots are going to start a puppet show with all of the human remains. It turns out to be the origin story of the Muppets. Very heart warming.

I’m waiting for the Very Special Episode where he kicks his strongest opponent: drugs.

Why don’t they just revert to a previous build? The infidelity update was clearly buggy as hell.

You can make a pretty convincing case that it is inherently wrong, ethically, to remain a billionaire. Regardless of how you became one.

Dekker’s back already realized it was drafted by the Rockets last year. Maybe it’s in the past? Or maybe he will turn into a 45 year old in the next few months.

lol hope

Need to put a few officials in jail. Clean that up right quick.

what was the answer?

If the search is permissible, everything found during it is admissible. The questions are one and the same.

Well, convincing a judge that it is not admissible is an essential element of having it not be admissible. That’s why I phrased it that way, not just to be a dick.

You’re going to have a hard time convincing a judge that the cops can’t check the wallet of an unconscious person for identification.

You can sign Yoenis, but you’re going to be paying out Cespedes.

Hard to believe that post-douchebag Jess would still be single and pining over Rory. That boy would have moved on.

He’ll wear a leather jacket instead. Same difference.

We could talk about what remarkably obnoxious and terrible people Rory and Lorelei are

Mondale said they work long hours on game days and spent long nights negotiating on behalf of taxpayers during construction of the building, so having friends and family there is reasonable.

At what point should I give up hope that the starting lineup could be less of a disaster defensively? I’ve watched a lot of their games, and a ton of the defensive breakdowns are mental. I’m trying to convince myself that this is just the process of learning a new defensive system and a lot of young guys learning to…

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Didn’t just let him keep his job. Signed him to a massive extension after just 7 games.