Remember when Notre Dame fired Ty Willingham for not being able to beat some of the greatest USC teams ever? Good times.

Eh. Their logo is at least Roman, and to be in Roman politics, you had to have been in military service. I suppose they should be an old dude in a toga, but it’s technically correct. The best kind of correct.

That would work better if they were in Las Tegas.

I’m annoyed that the helmet is clearly inspired by a Greek hoplite helmet, and has nothing whatsoever to do with knights.

Is that helmet a dick or what?

“They can’t run the ball and they have trouble pass protecting,”

Appropriate that the socks don’t show him actually catching a ball, just attempting to.

All of the non-Alabama SEC is butt.

Desperate times, desperate measures and all that.

Maybe all those nice guys wishing death on Ashley for being Jewish were just trying to send tips about offseason baseball trades?

So the DNC should relocate to Cleveland where they will fit in?

God Emperor has a better body than Trump.

I honestly panicked a little bit when you said you were leaving to be Gizmodo’s EIC. This stuff is so good. Never change.

Yes. But the truly scary thing is that all of that voter suppression has been at the state level. Despite the VRA being gutted by Shelby County, the power of the federal government has still been behind protecting voting rights where possible. That will no longer be the case if Sessions is running Justice.

Noonan’ll be your huckleberry.

Pointing out his racist ass comments is important, but you didn’t mention his actual racist action. While a US Attorney in the 80s, Sessions prosecuted black civil rights activists for violations of the Voting Rights Act for mailing ballots on behalf of elderly voters. They were, thankfully, found not guilty. But…

He already tried convicting the people that took those steps of violating the Voting Rights Act for being black.

Of course Obama knows that Trump’s election isn’t the apocalypse. He’s already planning to kill us all! :/

Wow, thanks for pointng that out. Would never have thought of it. It’s even more of a “holy shit” moment when you look at the stats. LeBron has already played 100 more games than Bird! Not counting the playoffs (30 more) and extra Olympics, World Cup, etc. Probably around 8k minutes more on the court already, or about…

He gave the chairs away? At least the story has a happy ending.