KG talking to the basketball on live tv after making the Finals for the first time is my favorite athlete moment of all time. That’s the point when I knew for sure that it was all genuine, and he is just fucking crazy.

Why do you have delicious ducks lying around if you aren’t going to feed them to some bears? Silly.

Couples Halloween costumes: yes or no?

first-generation male?

Love Bosh’s game and his public persona. I want to see him play again, but damn. Clots are scary.

not a good or chill bear

Which views are you proposing to meet halfway on?

I thought about that, but decided I like the sound of shitted more. Shat is more formal.

This was the closest thing to a college game the NFL has produced in a while. Bad football. Beds were shitted.

Whoever designed those Mariners alternate unis with the stripe down the sleeve is an animal, and should be locked behind bars.

He even took a shot at Rosie O’Donnell. Definitely a daddy’s boy. Although, wtf is with Trump and Rosie O’Donnell?

By the way, the Vikings have a new stadium patch on their jersey and it’s the size of your head. It makes it look like the stadium died.

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I would re-roll. Warlocks are expected to be nerfed in Week 4.

We wouldn’t want to mislead and misinform the public by producing video evidence that contradicts the official story.

still not as bad as ‘yoffs.

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No?

I assume that every internet comment is a lie. Therefore you are not a liar. So you are a liar. Which makes you not a liar. I’m tired. Gonna start drinking.

Then you didn’t “stop” watching, now did you? Congratulations on your honesty.