Only into his bourbon. May all other bourbons remain pure and delicious.

Safety first. If you consider all of the nuclear energy stored in all of the atoms in his body, he is potentially the largest bomb in human history. Can we afford to take that chance?

That should be our focus, not a future domestic criminal trial that may take years to complete.

I really hope not, but yeah. It might be.

I hated the trade initially, but after hearing Spielman talk about how they wanted that second year of control, I was less angry (just more depressed about Teddy maybe never coming back). Of course, if his brittle bones can’t take the pounding he’ll get behind that line, well, they’re well and truly fucked.

I don’t see how the generic response applies to my utterly sincere concern for your well-being.

It would be quicksand to try to correct all of Trump’s lies, merely because there would be no time for any other questions/answers.

My you eyes be spared the indignity of a HamNo headline in the future. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

They had Moss and Carter at the same time for a while, so God switched it up and smote the kicker.

I’ve been reading Cian Fahey at Football Outsiders in an attempt to talk myself into Bradford for two weeks. He’s been saying this was possible, but I didn’t believe it until I saw it.

See no evil, hear no evil, report no evil.

Talking head seems generous. Talking bad dye job?

That ain’t my culture and heritage.

Does all food qualify as food? What if it is Cincinnati Chili?

I don’t know how I’m going to be able to see Brett Favre’s dick from that far away, but I’ll try.

The line of argument that your protest is “counterproductive” because it makes old, rich, white men like David Brooks uncomfortable is self-contradictory.

“This column is directed at all the high school football players around the country that read the opinion pages of the New York Times. So, Trevon...”

Reduced mortgage payments? I think you did the math wrong.

The site isn’t too clear on the details, but I’m sure there are ways it could work out. You aren’t making payments, so if you put the money you would have otherwised used to pay off your HELOC to better uses during the term, you could make out ok. But yea, if your house appreciates greatly, you will pay more for this…

Yes. But instead of a fixed interest rate, you are paying based on the appreciation of your home’s value.