I will stop disrespecting horse sports as soon as horse people stop getting hilariously bent out of shape about it. So, hopefully, never.

It’s a start. Terrible food is a sort of sport. Deadspin’s bread and butter (which they would rank below, I don’t know, scones dipped in cream just to piss us off).

Check your reference manual: BiH. Gotta be something in there.

Just stick to sprouts and you’ll be fine. Brussels, alfalfa, bean. The big ones.

He already lived in Indiana. Clear case of “out of the frying pan, into the fryer.”

I didn’t mean to sound sarcastic. I would expect corn to be quite expert in Iowa politics.

And you would know. You are corn.

Begin the countdown to the Iowa steroid scandal. Overpaid strength and conditioning coach is never a good sign.

How will they feel when #Don’tBlameMeIVotedForHarambe swings the election in Ohio?

White american cheese, obvi

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“Labeling him ‘David the Rapist’ truly an unjust character assassination of what this individual has accomplished in the past,” Rooke said.

You’re right. I read it as him having the discussion with the guy in the shirt, not his buddy. Much less bad that way.

Hold up. Sean, the guy arguing with a stranger that the Caucasians shirt was racist, is making fun of a guy for thinking that Redskins is worse than Indians? I thought all of the WYTS submissions were supposed to be self-aware. Sean is a fucking idiot.

She probably can’t even take a punch. We’re just asking questions here.

That was a stunning number of high quality chances. Is that what a PSG game is normally like? I’ve never watched them outside of the CL.

How is that going to raise awareness of the dangers of Skyline chili?

Peter King is not a capybara. Capybaras are the kings of rodents, and even the lowly pizza rat has better taste in food than Peter King.

Out of my various concerns over different Trump family members’ truthfulness, Melania lies (or failure to remember) her educational history ranks a distant one billionth.

While head coach Bruce Arians has been upfront about still starting Chris Johnson this year, his history suggests he loves to use a workhorse, and it should be David that sees the majority of touches in 2016.