Did Burneko’s “Death is fine” take cause any existential angst or arguments on slack?

Bears invent river tubing as leisure activity; spontaneously develop cut-off jean shorts and love of light beer. Bear mullets to follow.

I can see Harambe

Making this about Schumer definitely falls into the “eating our own” problem a lot of internet feminism can have. So much energy goes into policing the mostly good who are not perfect, versus focusing on garbage like Metzger.

Yeah, the way a celebrity manages their brand’s twitter falls well below my bar for outrage.

[sees the title]

Good to know. Had to make sure that this coffee opinion could be discounted as equally terrible as your cereal opinions.

Would you recommend this coffee as a complement to my morning bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix?

singing is sort of a sport

I would love a pile of Taylor Swift merch. Or a friend. Whatever you can swing.

praise be

Don’t use online services to find an attorney. You know someone who knows someone. This will be so much better for you in the long run.

I cannot believe how many people are taking your comments as a serious suggestion. I laughed.

you are a sad, strange little man

This is still infinitely worse than roasted broccoli. It is not that the broccoli is over-cooked, it is that it is boring and who gives a fuck that it exists when roasted broccoli is a thing you could have instead.

Like all these? Seen ‘em.

From his own website:

Oh shit. The whisper-hug? No coming back from that. I don’t that can be one-upped, unless I go full psycho and kiss you on the mouth.

Are you saying the “To whom my concern” letter didn’t convince you he was the healthiest presidential candidate ever? Are you some kind of conspiracy theorist?

What if I grip firmly, but also do that douchebag thing where I turn your hand over and cover it with my left hand?