You could always be the cool uncle. Just don’t go overboard. Don’t buy them beer until they’re at least, like, 13.

The sinewiness of you elders is really unfortunate. It’s going to make the soylent much less tender. Try soaking in some pineapple juice or something. It would really help us out.

My uncle brought this up last week, and I didn’t know how to react other than to just say “no.”

I would just move out.

*ahem* it’s

Bad news, Jon. That wall isn’t going to stop the Hispanic guys coming to take your job.

Biles’ 1-footed spin on the beam is the most jaw-dropping feat of athleticism I’ve ever seen in gymnastics. I almost fell off the couch the first time I saw it because I was entirely unprepared. She’s a beast. Congrats to Wevers and Hernandez, but that image is the one I will remember from this competition (that and…

ESPN put up an incredibly succinct statement of the Stephen A Smith sausage making process today:

The lack of urgency with which he passed Gatlin was the most insane thing about the race for me. You can tell from his stride that he never doubted, even for a moment, that he was going to win. And why should he?

bear walk > elephant walk

Now you tell us!

Who gives away that much money at trivia?

best/worst case scenarios for the auction results?

Which of you is Pete, and which is Pete?

I watched very little of this, but: the US has the 4 best gymnasts in the world, right? Biles, Raisman, Douglas, and Henandez are all better than any other country’s top gymnast. At least for the all-around. Crazy.

Well that’s not confusing at all. I feel like they did that on purpose.

Is Dean’s name really Dean is this show too? Is it in the Gilmore Girl’s universe or is that just a coincidence?

That does not mean science should concern itself with sanding down every cliff or balcony or ledge in the world.

It be more like visiting the Empire State Building if you lived in Detroit. Mount Rushmore is over 500 miles away from Fargo.

i definitely missed it. my bad.