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FestersLumpyTesticle
festerslumpytesticle

“Feel the Bern” is better suited to an STD public service announcement on PBS.

Fake or not, Lil Kim is still digustingly fat.

“Feel the Bern” is equally as bad advice.

WTF is wrong with you vegans nazis!

1932 Ford with a Ferrari engine.... enjoy!

seek therapy... this isn’t the place.

Funny, everything outlined in this article and that “FBI site” can be applied to your run of the mill Hillary or Bernie supporter. Isn’t that odd...

You know... they never really showed london getting destroyed in the first movie... Just saying.

Plunging the Burj Khalifa into London huh? How’s that suppose to work? lol

My exact thoughts....

And this whole time I thought it was just a Yiddish Dildo.

Grow a pair snowflake. Let kids be kids.

Thank god his time as president is coming to an end. Good riddance and GFY obama.

I want to see Bespin again.

I want Ewoks god damn it. Lots of fucking Ewoks. Ewoks living with Gungans. Gungans living with Ewoks... I want Jar Jar back too... Oh and some of those battle droids from the phantom menace.

Thank you. It’s nice to know I am not the only one who loathes that horrendously pooly written show full of annoying twat waffle bad actors.

Now this is an evil smile....

Go be fat somewhere else.

I make it a point to eat greasy mexican food right before each flight in the silent hope I get patted down by TSA and I can rip one in their faces.

Glad to be of service. Don’t forget to spill diluted red paint on the floor right before you sell the house. Make them wonder.