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FestersLumpyTesticle
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No, but the rape dungeon I dug underneath it is....

Nope. It’s going to be rebranded as the JRX-WAD

The writers of the new X-Files... that is who.

How long till we get Fusion Powered Space Flight?

I honestly don’t get the hype. The reborn xfiles has to be one of the worst shows I have ever seen. The dialogue and stories are childish at best.

You can’t be serious? I’m guessing you are no brighter than those two ferns.

Yeah... thanks obama! Ruining everything.....

Anything has to be better than hillary or that nut job sanders....

All I have to say is if that fucker in the helmet wielding a bat showed up outside my polling place, I’d likely shoot first and ask questions later. WTF is wrong with you liberals?

So if a caffeine fiend hangry feminazi vegan is house shopping this might be bad news huh?

Makes me think they are just sitting around making shit up to keep the paychecks flowing....

I’m thinking more along the lines of creepy cross movie cosplay... wear this jacket, shave my head and creepily dance with a japanese waif in a white smock.

I’m not old fashioned, I’m just a sadist. I keep this on hand for telemarketers....

There are so many good quotes they can work into this season....

Loved this scene....

Even better if it includes a double tap execution of a Furry instead.

Glad to be of service.

I ate there one day for lunch and my ass literally exploded before I made it to the parking lot. The toilet paper in their rest room was of a quality that I would feel guilty giving to death row inmates. My inner cheeks were raw and bleedy for days afterwards.