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Wanna bet the “second job” involved an account on “Chaturbate”? Just a thought....

space magic

I have my own way of dealing with Jehovah’s witnesses... I invite them in, let them ramble on about their archaic beliefs then feed them pot laced brownies and vodka spiked lemonade... then send them on their way drunk and stoned. It’s a hoot.

Even better when the prank is pulled on a rabid baptist.

That one scene in Communion where that “grey” half face peeks around the corner of the door in the cabin.... to this days gives me fucking nightmares.

As if the world really needs more of those Vegan, Crossfit, Vaping assholes of the automotive world on the roads...

They left out “Phased Ambivalative Cognition”. I’m shocked.

awww how cute

Unless there is a PornHub channel for the Oculus Rift... I ain’t buying one.

Nah.... he’s just a effeminate muslim cock sucker.

Fitting for such a repressive regime that they keep showing up.

Just setting things up for Glenn to meet Lucille! Can’t wait to see that happen!

Probably would be the best thing for his career.... lol

If anyone would want to take use a step closer to a police state it would be an authoritarian democrat.

Nah... I’d rather watch Bernie supporters jump into it thinking there were free college vouchers at the bottom like lemmings.

I personally can’t wait to see how wonderful Lucille is going to look coated in Glenn’s blood and gray matter....