This!

You are twisted and I like you.

Ewwww I read that in his voice. I am literally nauseated right now.

I just died a little on the inside.

I lol’d at work you bastard!

“Listen, my jizz is amazing, it’s amazing, just the best. Let me tell you something, Ok? No one has better jizz than me, no one. It’s like incredible jizz, am I right?”

I wish I could double-star this.