Missed the biggest of them. Chelsea Clinton would not blame the media for the situation. Palins only ever blame the "liberal media" for everything.

First down: many drinks
Second down: pants
Third down: underwear
Fourth: & inches

I wondered about this. I played low-level college baseball and wasn't a pitcher, but if she is throwing 70mph and that wicked curve at 13 couldn't she develop into a legit pitching prospect? I mean if she has plus control and plus breaking stuff and add's a not unreasonable 20 mph to that fastball in the next 12…

"What about a you know, typically, uh, I don't know, more female friendly sport, like soccer? No?"

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

I'm always amazed that the blowhards on Fox manage to look even more ridiculous than the blowhards on ESPN. This is why I cancelled cable.

"Ok, thanks for being on the show, Mo'Ne. You really seem like one of the good ones."

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

Between this and Incognito's tweets, we're one Rick Reilly post away from a daily record for uncovered boobs on Deadspin.

"Boom. Nipple, right in your face." – Jenna Jameson's surgeon

Even though the title warned "NSFW", I looked at this at work. It was quite a rush. I might try illicit drugs after work.

There's an easy, objective way to determine who is the best at ice dancing: whichever pair lasts the longest before I say, "Eh, fuck this" and change the channel is the best.

This is dumb. What kind of Canadian are you if you can't back up a rig on ice?