Is she saying that Taylor Swift needs labial rejuvenation surgery?

Jerry Jones. Johnny Football. What could possibly go wrong?

I spewed beer over the "Ballghazi" thing.

...but Fox News says there is no more racism.

He's just pissed that he looks like and is named after an 80s video game character.

This has a buy-off kind of smell to it...especially in the case of Keysha Pulliam.

You clicked, though, didn't you?

I'd like a tractor to fall on Gettleman.

Hurney would sign him.

I know I'd take socio-political advice from a woman who's a life support system for her genitalia.

I know I'd take socio-political advice from a woman who's a life support system for her genitalia.

+ a lot

Why?

Wanna stick With the tarp story?

Wait,

I was hoping someone would stick up for Old Style.

"contains alcohol"

I must have one!

I'll bet he was a law-abiding citizen.

Should be the winner.