I still think that’s a dude.

All Labias Matter.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

I recently posted a Toonces clip in response to some post on facebook that vaguely referenced both a cat and a car. Many people had NEVER HEARD OF TOONCES, and I realized I am old now.

I think Nala got aux cord privileges.

Exactly what I was thinking.

“Nala, NOOOOOOO!”

My cat pooped on my jacket when we took her in the car. Our relationship never recovered.

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

Toonces, the Cat Who Could Select a Playlist

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Ten thousand Peter King columns

“Shitty Browns release asshole” is certainly the “man bites dog” of the day.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Rebuttal: You spineless, money grubbing, enabling immoral cowards who treat pedophilia as if it’s the equivalent of swiping a bag.of Doritos from a convenience store. Duggar can go “heal” in jail.

“These are people who had something happening in their lives a long time ago.”

The GOP leadership desperately want Trump gone, but their dumbass voters love him so they’re in this no-win situation. They can’t keep Trump in the tent and they can’t shove him out. The idiots created their own perfect storm, and I’ve been waiting for this day of right wing, nutbag implosion for what feels like…

And every time Mickey cuts them in half, he just winds up with twice as many brooms that are twice as racist.

It’s probably called the fathership.

Fox News reaps what they sow. Suddenly they have no idea what to do with frothing at the mouth conspiracy nutcases and the lumbering behemoth of tea partiers. It’s like watching Mickey Mouse frantically try to control the brooms he’s accidentally brought to life as they completely wreck the place.