The Dolphins replaced their happy Dolphin jumping through a hoop logo with one floundering while gasping for its last breath, which has to be the most on-brand logo change in history.

Every time someone mentions the Miami Dolphins I think of Ace Ventura with a plunger on his face.

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.

Les Misérables

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

SoOo... You're gonna show the country how necessary guns are & how responsible gun owners can be by...targeting people who disagree with you? That's like driving drunk to a Anti-Drunk Driving advocates house & crashing in their garage. Than again when you're so beholden to your boom-stick you feel you have to carry it…

Milan Lucic does make for a good soccer name

When the NCAA has moral problems with you, it is time to re-evaluate some of your life choices.

I'd like someone to sign a religious freedom bill... wherein we'd all be free from anyone's religious beliefs. Why is it that the imposition of YOUR religious belief on me is not seen as religious persecution against me? To discriminate based on your religious belief is to impose those beliefs on others in a secular…

We are especially concerned about how this legislation could affect our student-athletes and employees revenue streams.

This is just the kind of law that will allow Tony Dungy to comfortably return to his head coaching position with the Colts.

The NFL will speak up just as soon as Goodell can find a pizza place that doesn't discriminate against shit-eating dunce-maggots.

Okay guys, I know a large percentage of us never read the linked articles on these posts, but seriously, drop whatever or whoever you are doing and go read that story. Lund does the damn thing here.

Don Lemon's New Year's resolution was to top his 2014 stupidity with all new epic dumbfuckery.

Fair question. The lawyer has not bitten the dick off of any ISIS militants.

I liked Don Lemon way better when he was getting tear gassed in Ferguson.

This broadcaster is a Lemon; I would like to return it.

When life hands you Don Lemons, turn off the TV.

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.