Damn it, I hate these games. All I can see is a dinghy.

I see the sailboat!

@farmingtonadministration

Finally, something pops at a Bulls game and it has nothing to do with Derrick Rose's knees.

I believe this is a non-verbal commitment to attend Wichita?

Disgusting, just horrifying-

There are way more people saying "Suck it Pats fans!" than there are Pats fans complaining.

I remember when Patriots fans called Saints fans "sore losers" for complaining about a no call...............

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

Just goes to show: the only thing cerebral about Prisco is his palsy.

Whatever. We all know Tebow's style of play is all above the waist. No exceptions.

Honestly, I like the Indy change. Seeing the "redesigned" Colts logo is like walking out of Plato's cave for the first time. The logo has literally been a C the entire time, we just never saw it!

I was flipping through channels today and stopped on ESPN2 for a second, basically by accident. Within 35 seconds, Colin Cowherd said that concussions are being overplayed and that NFL players' bodies aren't like the rest of us. (He cited a post office employee and some other profession, like it matters.) Apparently,…

There's another guy smoking at the beginning a couple rows back...

Jason Kidd's driving patterns:

The Columbus Division, The Florida Division, The Winnipeg Division and the Phoenix Division.

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The fact that PBR is in the top 5 and not the lower 5, and that Coors is ranked above Miller Lite tells me that your taste in beer is sorely lacking. Please go refine your palate and return with an improved list featuring, in the top 5, beers that do not taste like fermented cabbage.