Super Why is perhaps the best example of someone saying "Let's make an educational, enriching cartoon for children!" but having absolutely no idea of what kids would actually enjoy. Crappy animation, crappy stories, crappy characters, crappy songs. My kids refuse to watch this show, and they'll watch damn near…

Oh, to be rich enough to buy billboard space for some of these in Miami....

What do you mean by "founding members?" Founding members of what? The sandwich? The club? The South? The BMG Music Club? The overwrought internet commenting outrage union of suck? The player-haters? The Gs with the 40s and the chicks with beepers? The heroes in the methadone clinics? The wild mustangs? The…

Yeah, that was always a little awkward when you're there with a two year old who's bouncing along six inches from the screen and you're sitting on the couch looking over your newspaper thinking, "Definitely."