And a smoke stack

It’s insane, ridiculous, absurd, wasteful, a complete and utterly useless monster. Can I have mine in yellow, please?

Boy, my wife was PISSED when she saw that ad. “SO WHAT, IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THAT 80 YEAR OLDS HAVE TO WORK BAGGING GROCERIES BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS GARBAGE???”

You’re the hero we have, but don’t deserve.

“It didn’t have Autopilot, automatic parking or massage seats. If you want those, you have to go with the totally equivalent S560"

If Nissan hasn’t killed the model, it means it’s still selling. Who the hell buys a 10 year old model these days? Is not like this car is loaded with features, nor it looks super “modern” these days, and it’s definitely not a super cheap car for ricers performance oriented drivers on a budget to be interested in.

You’re thinking of the Flex RS

SELECT * FROM emotions WHERE name=’nostalgia’;

You should start publishing short novels, at a minimum. This story was beautiful.

I was coming here to say “no love for the Ford Flex?”. You’ve restored my faith in humanity’s common sense, kind stranger.

The Demuro strategy. I like it.

How does the interior feel when 2 adults are seating in the front seats? I drove an Evoque once and it really felt cramped. Is that the case with the Velar?

Or the 1.4L MultiAir from the Abarth.

So, should I bring one to the US in 25 years and do an LS Swap?

Perhaps. It doesn’t change the fact that the owner triggered the behavior by using the fob.

This is like getting angry at Chevrolet because you accidentally opened your trunk with the key fob and now your stuff was stolen. The owner made a mistake and his car acted the way the car is supposed to act.

“Yeah, que 1992 Hyundai Excel was a piece of junk, It didn’t even had A/C! that’s why I’m never getting a Hyundai Genesis”

How long has it been since you’ve owned a Kia or Hyundai? Overall quality and reliability of korean cars has improved dramatically over the last 5 years.

They turned down the money? I would’ve ran away with the money, assuming they also fired the douchebag who took my car for a joyride.

In Miami Beach you’d see college kids on Bentley Continental GT Speed convertibles like rice.