Porsche’s magical in how much they can do with, relative to their competition, less horsepower. It always baffles me.

Fishing vessel or “fishing vessel”?

Some guy at his office got a BMW and made some crack about cheap cars from Korea this one time.

You can’t look at the last election results and conclude anything except ‘most people are idiots’.

That didn’t happen because Angela screwed up. She’s since been let go.

Maybe we need to give the Tesla location credit. I’m shocked they didn’t hand him the keys and make him discover it would start, and then immediately claims it’s not covered under warranty and will be 6 months to fix. 

RIP Ejaculate and Evacuate. 

“crossing the Atlantic Ocean eastbound in three hours and ten minutes”

This perfectly sums up our healthcare system.

Hertz is doing something stupid and having it blow up on social media is as predictable as a rainy day in Seattle 

Did this need to be an article?

I have no sympathy for parents like this.  Park around the block and walk to the front of the school to get your kid.  It’s pure selfishness.

I look forward to repeatedly trying to avoid these cars being sold by shitty dealers a few states away.

Oh yeah man, I’m constantly wading through articles about how the state should nationalize everything and anarchism should reign. Dolt.

As someone who thinks the cops are douchy, out-of-control fuckwads most of the time... what the fuck is this bullshit article. She hit a cop car. She got a ticket. Seems pretty fucking straightforward to me. Don't wanna get a careless driving ticket? Don't run into someone else's car. And WTF is this "I don't think I…

Other than the Thrift Store Boombox not silver, not nickel trim, I don’t find these that bad.  I know where the controls are without looking, everything is easy to find and although the cheaper vehicles have Rubbermaid looking plastic, at least the costs are low.

I struggle with this. Because the answer should be “most of them.” However, it seems like the majority of the ones that actually get enforced are for mods that are more common with minorities.

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Any kind of lift on a full size pickup. Again, please see your doctor - there’s more effective treatments for micropenis.

Shitty headline is shitty, and you know it.