Sounds like now they're in the market for a new social media expert! I'm available for a mere $24.95 a tweet— or $124.95 for the deluxe package that includes common sense and respect for basic humanity.

I definately would advise against putting a slipping bag in the walking closet. Nothing good can come of that.

"slipping bag"? Really?! How do you even mess that one up?

I always feel like James Deen is totally fucking with me when I read his interviews.

This is so meta. Is he being serious? Is it ironic? Is he a genius???? Does he secretly hate his job? Does he wish porn had more plot? Does it matter? This is an existential crisis, to which I must have answers to.

you should trademark "i'm going to be [sic]" — and its usage. that's some next level shiz right there.

Somewhere in Hempstead, New York, a graphic designer needs to do less meth.

OK. I'll say it. I don't like kids. I don't like to be around kids.

I can think of a time in which foreign peoples invaded the Americas, destroyed multiple empires and nations, committed large-scale rape, and brought drugs and weapons.

I think that line is from When Harry Met Sally, isn't it?

None of those films have come out in the last 10-15 years. Just sayin'.

Yeah, think about it! The issues...

That's excellent context, but I don't think it necessarily undermines the point of the article. If Disney used to reference their female characters in the title but has recently adopted a policy of obfuscating them, that's also deeply troubling.

Oh MAN do I relate. I want to want to be ambitious. Mostly I just want lots of money, because worrying about money sucks. But I really am one of those people who, if I won the lottery, would do absolutely fuck all. And would love it.

:muffled applause:

I'd also like to offer another Lady Type up for discussion: those of us who are opting out of having kids by choice, not because we're too focused on our careers to pop out babies or whatever the stereotype is. Some of us just don't care. We'd rather focus on working hard, building solid relationships with the people…

....arguing that civil unions are good enough...

I am a complete idiot when it comes to fashion, so can someone explain to me why you would want to wear shoes that exactly match your skin tone? That seems...odd to me.

The Cheetos eating, hot chocolate drinking, pot smoking rapper has got to be Snoop Lion.

Something is happening in my pants.