Instant full-body chills.

Speaking as someone who is still paying for a 4 year art degree (I’m real smrt) and then when that obviously didn’t pan out found a back up career doing something really physical which is now clearly out of the question.. I feel you with the starting from page 1 part. It’s super tough out there right now, but I…

Shit, I am so so sorry to hear this. I don’t usually feel able to comment on posts like this because I feel so out of my depth trying to reach a stranger who is that deep in despair with cliched platitudes, but this really struck me. I’m in the process of leaving a career I love due to a chronic health condition and I…

First I was like, why? Why would you do this to a cake? Then I was like, okay, okay, GET TO THE MONEY SHOT, and now I kinda do want my cake slices to conform to the golden ratio. It only seems right.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

nooooooooooooo

THIS IS SO MESSED UP.

Alright. I left myself wide open for that one. CRAP I DID IT AGAIN.

Yeah, I almost flipped out at the initial charts on this but I am possibly the world's most anal pill-taker. I have an alarm for every day at 6 am and then one for 6:01 and one for 6:02 in case I accidentally snooze it. And if anything goes amiss, condoms for the rest of the month. I want to take NO extra chances!

Mr. Leaf is all about bone marrow. I'll gladly take the kind made from a potato.

uuuuuhjhjhjhjj cotton candy graaaapppessss!! are they in season?! cause if so I need to eat 10 lbs asap.

Not my style, but the goat can dance with me.

I do have family in NC, it's tempting to pay a visit...

You best believe I am coming in there bedecked in pentagram and cloak and asking where they would like me to build the fire around which I plan to dance.

Skittish: unless this is a more common policy than I know, we totally work in the same place. Don't you love having to schedule when you get sick??? I have yet to develop that superpower...

I can't speak from personal experience but Mr. Leaf did a study abroad stint in Japan some years ago and said the fresh produce prices were consistently outrageous, pretty much in line with this, though without the fancy packaging.

This restaurant actually has that though - or had, I don't know if they still do.

I always wanted to go to PYT and try the burger on a donut just to see what it was like... but this is a bridge too far.

I kinda feel bad for him. I'm a Guy Fieri apologist. I don't doubt the restaurants he slaps his name on are an abomination, but something about him is so ridiculous that it's endearing to me. I mean, yeah, he looks the way he looks, and he has stupid catchphrases... but he seems nice?