Making a child carry a pregnancy to term, endangering her life and physical and mental health, to have a baby she does not want simply to add another child to the adoption pool of homeless children? Making her have and give up a baby? She's a foster child with abusive parents for god's sake! I am so sick of people…

People like this judge want to make "A Handmaid's Tale" a reality.

Alright Chods, here's how you do it!
The seven E's for getting to it!
One's Encounter, grab your gilly!
Engage with her, then use your willy!
Escalate, grind on the floor!
Then GET REAL HARD for number four!
Excavate, don't need explainin'
Ejaculate, I'm a little flaming!
Expunge that lady from our frat!
Then come and cuddle…

I feel so jaded right now, because my first thoughts were that this could have been a LOT worse. Still though. Ew.

I'm picturing this.

Touching my stomach is the opposite of sexy. I will only think of all the things I ate that day and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUBBING MY BELLY?

Is it just me or does this sex how-to give off a super gay vibe? Very homo-erotic.

First I read this:

A close male pal of mine had a bunny for awhile. He has thick-rimmed glasses, rides a fancy bike and likes super twee music. He generally dates girls who are similar, and treats them well. His rabbit's name was Bun Iver. Best BELIEVE that girls were into that. It's not the bunny ruining things for the author of this…

So his evidence that his rabbit is ruining his sex life includes four anecdotal women, two of whom did not know he had a rabbit. Seems legit.

I only got it once but I was stoned out of my mind so I considered it a double victory.

it's true though, frilly clothes and eyeliner aside... :)

My boyfriend always uses my razor.... and my deodorant. The razor bothers me more though because I think his beard wears them down faster, and there is always a bunch of scraggly beard hairs in them.

My ex-boyfriend yelled at me when I used his razor because something something made him bleed when I used it. I don't know if it has to do with hair texture messing up the blades or if he just wanted me to use my own damn razor, but that's what he said.

I share the razor with my husband, I never thought it was weird. I wouldn't share a razor with anyone else.

Ever since my husband decided Venus razors were way better than boy razors, we have had a LOT of fights over whose razor is whose.

Yeah, Ms BEGARIN does this too. No matter how many pink razors I buy. I have simply learned to live with the fact.

Yeah, we like the same razor so we just share. It's not cheapness, it's lazy. And I will admit I have no idea which toothbrush is mine and which is his. We stick our tongues in each others mouths every day, I don't really worry about it. I suspect this might be a bit of an 'old marrieds' dividing line.

Yeah, we don't specifically share razors, but I've used his before and vice-versa. We take showers together too, so I might just be gross.

I have no problem using my husband's razor if I'm out of blades. We use nearly identical razors anyway. Once, while on vacation, I dropped my toothbrush behind the toilet and decided I'd way rather use my husband's for one night. I wouldn't do it on a regular basis, but I'm fine if it happens here and there.