I was with them with the showers and shampoo...maybe the razors, sure, why not...the toothbrush, well alrighty then, I need to send them a damned extra...and then I got to the floss. THE FLOSS.

Wait, is it weird to share a shower with your significant other? My boyfriend and I take showers together all the time. Now, we don't share toothbrushes or floss or razors, but still, you got me worried I'm gross.

Showers - okay.

I had a physical reaction of disgust to the phrase "the same damn strand of dental floss." Why???

Agreed. I will actually go out further on a limb to say that I adore Gordon Ramsey, find him misunderstood, and will defend him until the bitter end.

I absolutely love Gordon Ramsey and I will defend him up, down, and sideways. He's hilarious and really does have a heart... Just doesn't put up with bullshit. He's the best.

I don't know. Maybe I'm starry-eyed, but even on shows where he's billed as a dick, I think he's actually not so terrible. He obviously has roughness to him, and he plays that up, but he ultimately does seem like "Hey, I'm breaking you down to build you up. We're cool."

Sorry, but this is way too specific and the tone is way too on point for me to buy this as a hoax.

(please?)

As a Brit, I have 2 things to say:

1: Your political system is WAY fucked up.

2: You need to get on this socialised healthcare shit ASAP. It is GREAT. You are going to LOVE IT.

I'm going to click on the hash-tag #greatful and then judge all of them.

Yes! My first thought was "Stay cool, Bret! Bret stay cool!" Man I love that show.

John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the only people that keep me sane living in this country. If I ever get overwhelmed I just watch them and get a healthy dose of logic and feel like it's all gonna be ok again.

He gives my brain a lady boner.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

I feel like LFO was in on the joke, though, but I might be wrong...

"My husband is risking our entire family life because he's addicted to the power rush that building a drug empire gives him, and I've tried to leave over it but he forced his way back in, manipulated my son against me, and has been essentially holding me and the family captive? FUCK YES I HAD AN AFFAIR."

I find very disturbing, generally, the desire for certain TV characters to "just die already." I admit I harbor this desire for Joffrey on Game of Thrones and other horrible, sadistic characters on various other shows. But to wish a character would just die, because he/she (let's be real - probably "she") was…

I think now is as good a time as any to announce that I really, really would like to trade places with her if she makes out with Jim Carrey. When he does dramatic/serious stuff I have a lot of pantsy feelings.