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Cats do too have expressive faces! Ear direction, whisker direction, wideness of eyes, these all make for facial expressions. Add in head position, tail position, and body posture, and cats are very expressive in general.

SO I GOT MAURO AND RALPHIE BOY WORKIN' ON THESE GRAND THEFT AUTO CUPCAKES:

Look at that vicious, undomesticated killer! Seriously, my kitties like to think they are still wild beasts. Look at this heathen.

I have to call b.s. on this. My dearly departed cat, Sephora, knew when we were sad, happy, excited, etc. One day, I was very depressed. I was crying on the floor, so she went up to me and started rubbing my leg with her body. She started purring and licking my hand. She had never done that until that day. It's as if…

This giant baby?

The cat's domestication is incomplete, in terms of its need to continue hunting and also in terms of its ability to socialize.

Okay but, you know, my cat even waits for me outside the bathroom. He CAN'T get enough of me, for real.

NEVER misuse the power of baked goods. For they are good, and they are righteous and those who use their sacred tastiness for evil shall be smited. So, saith the cew-smoke. Now behold the mighty sacrament of the Church of the Awesome Bakery. So let it be photographed, so let it be eaten. Amen.

I like fall and spring to the best. Summer is often to hot and winter to cold. Give 60-70 degree foggy days, and I'll be happy.

I agree - is this directed to gardening fraternities? Brotanists?

It doesn't seem like the right audience for shock humor. Gardeners always seem so lovely and peaceful, and creative - they make things grow and create beauty!

Nothing says "edgy" like flowers and the arranging of them.

From the title, I thought this might be a fundraiser of some sort, where you can buy flowers and the proceeds go to DV related organizations.
I see my faith in humanity was misplaced.

Am I the only one who has never, ever been offended by anything any bride or groom has done or said at any of the three dozen or so weddings I've attended? These wedding hate articles all seem to assume the same thing, which is that people getting married and having big weddings are universal assholes. And based on…

Oh Christ, don't get me started! I grew up in a traditional "woman cooks, man eats" household and it drove me crazy. But then I married into a family where my FIL and all the other men at an event sit on their butts in front of the TV and bark out suggestions and requests while the women do all the work and the kids…

Let me start by saying that I am currently planning a wedding and, with the exception of about two weeks during which my fiance was oblivious of the need to secure a venue so we could get married on the date we wanted, I have been incredibly calm (my mother, not so much).

Because the parents who should have taught him better won't blame themselves.

"Men get a pass. Not women, the bitches."