I love her so much! She is gorgeous and the same shape as me, which makes me feel there is hope for me yet!

Let's comisserate. I want to do so many fun things with my hair, but my hair is so dark I am scared I will fry it all off with bleach. Do you have color on your hair at all? You can use a high-lift w/ red tonality which would be bangin'! and less sads for your hair. :)

I don't know how to say this without sounding like an asshole, so I'll just go ahead and say it.

What are you even talking about? I totally bounced back from labor. I mean yeah my hand was a little sore from the brutal hand holding, but honestly I was my old self again in like 15 minutes. Oh, wait, we're not talking about the guys here? Sorry, I was confused.

I imagine she gets a lot of things perfectly tailored or custom-made for her body, which sounds like the best way to Do Clothes if you can afford it (*choked sobs of envy*)

her hips are magic. <3

I spent an obsessive amount of time Googling stats on her weight / height / boob size etc. Must be irritating to her that it's all Google-able but I hope she knows that she's helping people - my research confirmed what I suspected, that she and I are nearly the exact same size (5'7", 160, lotsa boob), so when I'm…

See, whereas I see my body type in her because my "hourglass" shape has the very narrow middle part like hers does, due to my love handles. Rather than being a sort of graceful hourglass curve, it's more of a "V" in and out at the waist. I have to be very careful about belted or cinched bodices, because they tend to…

Always makes me want to find the designers that dress her and then I pinch myself when I realize that the price tag is as killer as the look!

Ugh, I know. Every day it's like "Okay, boobs. You win again. You always do."

I wonder if she gets everything custom made, or at least altered. I've lost a fair bit of weight in the last year, and I swear it all came off my waist but left my butt alone. I have the hardest time finding pants, skirts, or dresses that fit right. It's either skin tight on my butt/thighs, or baggy and shapeless…

"they were taken by Kate's dad in the couple's backyard rather than by a man in a frilly shirt wearing professional photographer named Reginald inside a jewel-encrusted latrine" — Yes, I know it's just a run-on sentence gone mad, but I can't help wondering how that man in the frilly shirt was able to wear an entire…

I'm sorry, are you hallucinating?

I WANT TO SEE VIDEO OF LUPO WINDSOR AND SUNNY OBAMA SHARING A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IN AN ALLEY…

New Idea! How about Jezebel fund me to go to Poland, dress up in a ski mask, and squeeze this guy's nuts as hard as I can? You know, for testicular health and whatever.

The fuck did I just read?

You can respect someone and also find them sexually appealing.

Just the breasts sitting there? Not attached to anything?