You have a strange idea of Pete Campbell. I would argue that instead of things never working out for him, he is constantly getting amazing and wonderful things thrown in his lap that he doesn't deserve and inevitably manages to fuck up all by himself. Lane, however, that is a man with terrible luck.

I've always wondered if that test is really valid. Dogs may not recognize themselves in a mirror, but they also don't use their eyesight as much as humans. They rely way more on their sense of smell, than their eyesight. It's no coincidence that all animals that pass the mirror test have very good eyesight.

My 8 year old dogs still twitch in their dreams. And sleep-bark and sleep-move-their-legs-like-they're-running. So presumably it's not totally about learning how to move their legs and stuff.

That's my OK Cupid profile.

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

I read that in Felicia Day's voice.

Her stuff is simply gorgeous. Thank you for the link.

I would wear that to work. Because I am an elvish queen, bitches. And then all my computers would kneel.

That really is very pretty. I can see why she'd be drawn to the aesthetic, but she should leave elven culture to the elves. Appropriating this symbolic head-wear for the sake of fashion is just too offensive. Doesn't she even know about the elves being driven out of Middle Earth, even though they were there first?…

I came here to laugh, judge and say UGH NO to wearing anything on my head. But then I saw that flower crown and now I am on Etsy and now I am wondering how much my bf will hate my new flower crown and now guessing how many fucks will I give about that. (The answer is none. 0 fucks will be given in my new flower crown.)

"STAR TREK, case closed."

Are you kidding me? And she didn't punch him in the throat? After being asked if I "was going to cry" on national tv, I don't know if I could have stopped myself from turning into a third grade bully and just twisting his nipples til he screamed Uncle.

When I was in high school, I got drunk and subsequently belligerent toward my mother while on the phone and called her a "stooge" and a "toady to the Man". Not one of my proudest moments.

That explains so much! I used to watch his "old" (UK) show all the time and really liked it/him, and then it seemed like he became this vicious asshole overnight. I hadn't factored in the US angle. Yeesh. (Then again, unless he breaks 'character' when they yell cut and hugs everyone, not sure there's more than a…

DAMN. That's gonna hurt, y'all.

If you watch Gordon Ramsey's "The F Word," you will find him charming, socially responsible (well... at least culturally responsible), respectful, and a delightful human being who believes in eating farm raised animals, eating locally, being respectful of cultures around the world, eating healthy with your family, and…

What does Trump's post about Obamacare and James Gandolfini even mean?

Chris?!

Weddings are to make money for your future

I'm not sure if it's the first wedding you have been to, but for your next wedding... People give envelopes. I lost out on $200 covering you and your dates plate... And got fluffy whip and sour patch kids in return Just a heads up for the future :)