I forgot to check who wrote this post, but then I came to the immortal line ' IT'S LIKE ALL OF MY INTERESTS JUST HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER' and I knew it was Lindy.

It would appear that Noel is clearly winning the Gallagher Brother Rivalry. Not only did he put out a really successful (and legit good!) album recently, magically learned how to speak coherently in interview so as not to require subtitles, and somehow turned into a respectable family man... he has gotten kind of hot.

What's a "modified tweet?"

I LOVE YOU, LINDY!

But people also bought Fifty Shades of Gray by the boatload; people don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Amended:

I kind of thought Game of Thrones WAS the girl-power version of Game of Thrones.

Right? Mr. Martin may be "America's Tolkein," but Westeros has hardly a passing resemblance to Middle-Earth.

Yeah, this sounds more like it's more of a classic fantasy story. Nothing wrong with those, but that's not the point of Game of Thrones. I'm going to make my skeptical face until I hear that Kelsea doesn't survive past the first book or that we're given a sympathetic portrait of The Red Queen.

Oh, what's this? A thin, beautiful woman modeling lingerie? Welp, better retouch her until she no longer looks real! Mannequin is the new human, dontchaknow.

Wait, George Takei has interns? Does he need more interns?

It's like Tish Cyrus came back in time from 100,000 years from now.

Costco.

Ummm the inventor of that smiley face is Forrest Gump.

The inventor of the smiley is Lincoln, Scott Fahlman is a fraud and a liar!

All the comments on here have just reinforced my belief that childbirth is NOT for me and I will be clinging to my birthcontrol until my ovaries shrivel up and stop bothering me.

I was trying to think of something witty that you forgot but I got nothing right now... Wait... Let me tell you about Homestuck.

Busy playing Bejeweled Blitz.

Instead of talking about these douchebags can we just talk about how fucking great Zoolander was?